Dear Carli,

As an undergrad, I had it all: a flexible schedule, a vibrant social life, and best of all, access to Father's American Express card.  Now that I'm in law school, all that has changed - for the worse.  My schedule stinks, I haven't been to Athens in months, and worst of all, Daddy says I have to learn to be responsible if I want to be a brilliant legal scholar like Professor Stephens - so no more credit card.  After spending twelve hours waiting in line at the One Stop Shop, only to be sent down to the Financial Aid office to wait in another line, the financial aid officer laughed me out of her office, claiming that consultation visits by the Dog Whisperer were not a valid justification for an award increase.  To make a long story short, I need money - fast.  I'm already in arrears with Cesar, and his goons don't mess around.